I'm curious here: on what possible basis could you even begin to imagine that anyone "here" imagines you to be even the least bit "real"?
Try something different for a change, widdle "spartan" kiddies. Be the very first of the "army of leonidas" mighty "soldiers" to step right up into the real world instead...? So far all you've ever managed is some ptifully-self "awarded" cactus "bling" and some idiotic T-shirts and ties. Wouldn't "you'se" just love to present a triumphant video of your AWAsome abilities aloft (as at least even supposed "pilots") being proven against an evil "easthole" for the whole world to see? Is it really the sad case that none you self-styled "spartan soldiers" actaully have anything better to personally offer than internet smarminess?
Thanks for the always dependable laughs princess...now go back to watching more Oprah re-runs, discuss your "feelings" with fellow "spartans", thump your hollow chests on keyboards, and perhaps even share a nurturing "group hug" afterwards. Kindly permit the rest of us to just properly laugh. 😉
P.S. Stop taking your sorry self so seriously kid. It's a sure bet that the rest of the world will never share in your personal fantasies of absurdly imagined, excessive self-"worth"....just sayin'....No matter really. You may now resume playing your well-rehearsed part of a completely confused fool/"village idiot".