International Shannon

[InternationalShannon]

i can't believe no one liked my limerick. i dont want to play anymore.
😛h34r:

 

[USAir757]

I think it's cool! 😎

 

[AIRWOMAN]

I think it's cool! 😎

But why would you keep them from going home from Wendy's?? :wacko:

It's a little late but I PM'd you an St. Patty's Day pick up line I heard......too not nice for the board.

 

[InternationalShannon]

OMG! FRA! RTG! Mxmxmx! Hahahahahahahahahahaaaa and I just clocked out before the mandatory.***

For those who are confused that means the big frosty machine just broke. It is spy code. I'd tell you but then I'd have to be apathetic and not kill you.

Ps. Hahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahaha goodnight managers! Ill see u in the morning!

Ha.


Ha.

HA! K I'm done. Need bed and a nice bubble bath. Jealous?

______

*** note: hahahahahahahahaha!

 

[tadjr]

Looks like it only took 1 1/2 hours to get the frosty machine up and running again. Probably just some gunk stuck in the bottom of the pour spout?
Hope you enjoyed the bubble bath.

 

[InternationalShannon]

Looks like it only took 1 1/2 hours to get the frosty machine up and running again. Probably just some gunk stuck in the bottom of the pour spout?
Hope you enjoyed the bubble bath.

I so did. Glad it got fixed. Ps AIRWOMANs pm was funnnnnyyyyyyyyyy too bad I can't share.

 

[InternationalShannon]

Dear number two window.
I regret I cannot come in today on account of my dr just administered medicine that would make me feel and act wasted at work. I was willing to come in because I feel such a drug would improve my customer service. However, your admin department feels it is unwise to let me loose like that. I am so disappointed. Now I guess I will laugh at the ceiling fan and goof off online.

I am sorry I laughed at the flugmachine, I mean, frostymachine's mx issue. Well, not really. But if it means anything at all, I was looking forward to throwing nuggets and serving frosties with a geniune smile and enjoying myself in the process. I feel so rejected.

Fortunately, this is the first time rejection made me laugh harder than that dumb hat Aretha FKL wore to the inaugureation. It's not you, it's me...


I love u man.

SNNNNNNNNNN

 

[YVINTERN]

Uhmm...I'll have what she's having with a half dose of bitter Reality.

 

[InternationalShannon]

Uhmm...I'll have what she's having with a half dose of bitter Reality.

Ha, he thinks I got the corporate equivalent of being "put in the corner" but I didn't. So bitter reality is out of stock today, sorry to disappoint. My badge is still in my posession. Haha.

I don't have any bitter reality, all I can offer you are s***s and giggles. Hahaha. That was funny.

I had a dream I shot someone last night and then ate ice cream. Anyone wanna translate that? Paging a therapist wanna be to aisle one!

I can't believe they won't let me work.

 

[InternationalShannon]

Ps it was vanilla ice cream. Does that make a difference. And I didn't know the dude. He was just in my house and I shot him. I'd explain the fukk dream but then it wouldn't be on wendys topic. Omg I meabt full dream.that was a typo. Funny typo. It wasn't a dream like that. Gross! U guys are perverts.

 

[InternationalShannon]

I thought it would be funny to call a few friends and sing them the Happy Friday song, which I made up all impromptu, and leave it on their voice mails.

Except some got irritated because I marked the message urgent.

What the hell? It was an emergency. I was bored.

And I really don't feel bad because even though I may have been all full of giggles then, I was able to pull it together just now and use a fancy word like "impromptu". Correctly.

 

[InternationalShannon]

THIS post was supposed to go HERE. Sorry for the false alarm. Nothing to see....

You know what's really funny - - let me demonstrate the levels of confusion I've reached today due to the fact that I was not allowed to go to work today due to the level of narcotics (LEGALLY) that are in my system today. EDIT: on account of rediculously long run on sentence I'm going to say that I'm still a little silly. Anyway.

This is my thought process in blue:

CLT GETS GIG!! Cool!! What is gig? Isn't that when you flip someone off? That happens to me in the car alot.

Copacabana! Oh! That's what GIG means. Duh.

(to self) I will celebrate this by eating tacos.

(someone posts a link to CLT observer, I click on it, it's announcing service to Rio)

How stupid. This is supposed to be about service to Copacabana. How embarrassing, that poster got it confused. Ha! Ha!

(1 hour later)
Is Copacabana in Mexico? Oh crap!! I dont think it is....I should have cooked something else!

(more hours later)
HAHAHHAHA.....Copacabana isnt even a city, that's a song and it was actually pizza that I dropped on the floor.

And to think I tried to convince Wendy's I'd be sane enough to work today. Dose two due at 8pm.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....

 

[ExPit]

You go girl!

 

[USAir757]

Why don't you share some of your fun medicine? Then we can all laugh at each other's craziness. Let's all go to Wendy's and get some!

 

[InternationalShannon]

Why don't you share some of your fun medicine? Then we can all laugh at each other's craziness. Let's all go to Wendy's and get some!

Pssst... Come here, didn't you say you needed a "tylenol"?