ChockJockey
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I was thinking of going into business for myself, I really was until I found out how so very difficult the various governmental entities made it for me. The regulations were stifling.If you truly despise the "menial" workers here, then perhaps YOU should move on to a form of self-employment where you can call all the shots and be as condescending as you wish without reprisal, just bear in mind that not too many people would patronize you with your attitude.
First, it turns out you can't dump toxic waste products into public bodies of water or dry riverbeds. Big Brother will come down on you because it supposedly corrupts something called "groundwater", which is obviously some fantasy cooked up by bleeding heart socialists...I mean, how can there be water in the ground? There's only dirt down there. Don't believe me? Get a shovel and try it yourself. Ain't nothing in the Constitution says a well-meaning businessman can't dump petroleum-based waste products into the ground...that's where they came from in the first place.
So then some fascist broad from "Child Protective Services" showed up and told me I wasn't allowed to employ homeless children for 16 hours a day in my coal and uranium mines. I didn't see what the big deal was because I only ended up losing three of them to occupational mishaps, and they were slackers anyhow. One of them made up this thing called "diabetes" and kept asking for all this special treatment. Turns out he was a drug addict, I found his needles and vials and trashed them, hell, I did the kid a favor. I told that lady and them cops that there's no thing as "child labor laws" in the Constitution and if I'd rather have 'em making me money working for me than me spending tax dollars to "feed" and "educate" them that's MY business. They gave me jive because I wasn't even paying them minimum wage. Well what the hell else am I supposed to do when I can be thrown in jail for employing people that are in the country illegally? It's nuts!
Oh, and then - get this - and then I start getting calls and letters from all these government acronyms and sleazeball lawyers trying to assassinate my character because the goods I import and sell from the Far East contained deadly and dangerous amounts of lead. Duh, they're lead toys. I would have had it say so on the packaging but then GOVERNMENT REGULATIONS would have kept me from selling them at all, and I feel that as a job creator and businessman the good I bring the community through my free market activities more than compensates for any potential and alleged harm that comes from what I sell. Lead is natural. It's like olive oil or aloe vera. So what a few kids have some rare creepy lead allergy? I've got shareholders to satisfy. Now those jerks in Washington are telling me I have to "recall" my products. Did Thomas Jefferson "recall" the Declaration of Independence? I think not.
Wake up America!