Uniform Fittings?

[EMBFA]

I can't wait for someone, anyone, to walk into the PHL crew room wearing a skort.

 

[BajaBabe]

Well I will be ordering the skorts with high heel pumps I am fortunate not to have Blue Leggs so I want to wear skorts to the Islands ALOHA

 

[Travelpro72]

Honey you have great legs. If your gonna dare to wear the skort just wear the rockin dress or a skirt. I have 5 sisters and they wouldn't be caught dead in a skort. They range from 19 to 26. Oh yeah my mom won't either. My god they are awful.

 

[BajaBabe]

I will also be ordering the dress in size? watch out Natalia this 59 year old can still turn some heads. Thats funny to me because I think most men can not THINK for themselves .Hey how about this skorts with Black high heel 4 inch Reeboks

 

[BajaBabe]

OK, TG has been outvoted. No skort! What the hell is it anyway? but I will be wearing my skirt tight with 4 inch heels. See ya after work!

 

[Travelpro72]

Oh good lord. DO it. I'll wear my Spock outfit and my bluetooth.

 

[Travelpro72]

TP72, can i borrow yours? I have nice thighs.

Honey now you KNOW I have nothing hanging in this closet by way of work clothes less than flat fronts....K 🙄 You DO have nice thighs though.

 

[Travelpro72]

So EMBFA have you ordered YOUR skort yet? We all know how passionate you are about them. I myself CAN'T WAIT to wear that striped shirt that looks like something for $9.99 at Burlington Coat Factory. Or something worn on Saturday Night Fever by Tony. Between THAT shirt and swooshes and heatwaves it's enough to feel as if your in a funhouse.

 

[BajaBabe]

How can that zip dress be made in size 30. I mean how will that look? Two pigs fighting under a blanket and niether one is winning. Some of these girls enter the crew room followed by a tidal wave.

 

[Travelpro72]

You got that right honey. You can also add some gentlemen to that list. Flat fronts? My goodness, Juuuuuuust WAIT! ! !

 

[EMBFA]

Baja Babe, I've met you and you could pull off that famous red dress better than most of those Delta girls. You have the timeless, California "stewardess" look that not many of our girls have, regardless of age, weight, whatever. You are way too good for a skort of any description. ^_^

Travelpro, if you wear a Mock turtleneck, gym warmups or that t-shirt thing I will Mock you and you'll no longer be one of my USAv BFFs. Trust me, I'll find out. You should wear the suit with the blue shirt and blue tie so maybe from afar you'll be mistaken for a UAL F/A, which ain't much but better than being caught out stuck working for business casual/trailer trash Airways.

 

[Travelpro72]

Travelpro, if you wear a Mock turtleneck, gym warmups or that t-shirt thing I will Mock you and you'll no longer be one of my USAv BFFs. Trust me, I'll find out.

Honey you don't have to worry about that. NEVER.

 

[FLYUSAIRWAYS]

U Got 2 B Kidding:
I have 2 make decisions regarding sizing on 8 different uniform pieces in just 15 minutes???? That is less than 2 minutes per selection. So lets say I grab the 36 inch waist pants, try them on, and they are too loose, so I go back, hang those back up, and find the 35 inch waist pants, try those on, and those are fine. Now, I have 1 done out of 8. I'm running behind. I have already used up 3 of my fifteen minutes, and I still have to find and try on 7 more items, the long sleeve shirts, the short sleeve shirts, the rain coat, the belt, the zip up sweater, the polo shirt, the winter all weather coat, and the zip up jacket. That leaves me only 12 minutes to make major decesions on 7 items. The pressure is mounting. It is Saturday, my day off, and after flying to some Big city, Space Available, on one of my valuable 2 days off, panic is starting to set in. The Uniform Police, has the stop watch clicking away, and informs me that time is running out. I had a hard time deciding what size I liked on a couple of items, and before you know it, I was out of time, and still had 5 items left, and no time left. The Uniform Police, informed me my time was up, But If I wanted to fly back tomorrow she had a 9:30PM opening. Gee, Thats cool, Let me waste both of my days off, to get the proper size. Please, Somebody, Just Put me out of my misery.

 

[N965VJ]

If you prefer not to attend one of the fittings in the bases, you may also got to any Mens Wearhouse and be measured for free.

Men’s Wearhouse?

Sorry, there’s not one in Beaver County, and yinz are nuts if you think I’m driving to the Ross Park Mall.

Why can’t I just do this stupid measuring thing at Pants An’At in the Beaver Valley Mall? It’s a great store, I even saw Donny Iris shopping there one time!

 

[FlightChic]

I can't wait to get my skort! I am going to get it altered so that it is really a mini skort with slits in the side and then wear my black fishnets and stilettos. If it is snowing I will wear my go go boots. I will look smokin hot! Does anybody want to buddy bid? Then I can go straight to Flashbacks after work without even having to change. Yeah me! All are invited! First round is on me! 😉

Travelpro72, I'll also be sporting my Spock outfit and my bluetooth. Does yours blink with an electric blue light like mine does? My hair always glows when I wear it. It will add a nice touch to the uniform. I can't wait!