US Airways opts for larger narrowbodies
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USstew23
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Oh jesus, I mean really now. IAE engines yes because of the "Hot and High" performance. As for the rest of that sentence, if that really makes up for you not having any brains or anything down under then go right on ahead. The rest of us are perfectly secure in reality and knowing the facts.
We like to give everyone a chance.
Can you come up with something better?
The 'aquiring carrier' thing is not that great. There have been multiple threads on it, and is such a tired subject many simply skip over it. It's also a little too vague and abstract to be insulting, and worse, it's just not real funny.
If you want attention, you need a new gimmick. Be creative. Read through my posts for inspiration on how to really make fun of an airline. Sometimes picking a recurring theme is a winning formula. For example, the "trailer trash" motif has been a roaring success as it's easily expanded upon and consistently funny.
It's not hard to be humorous on the internet if you really try... if you are going to do something do it right. Don't half ass it.
I'm sure that desert education has provided you with all sorts of wit and humor. We are hoping you can do better... give it a try!
Can you come up with something better?
The 'aquiring carrier' thing is not that great. There have been multiple threads on it, and is such a tired subject many simply skip over it. It's also a little too vague and abstract to be insulting, and worse, it's just not real funny.
If you want attention, you need a new gimmick. Be creative. Read through my posts for inspiration on how to really make fun of an airline. Sometimes picking a recurring theme is a winning formula. For example, the "trailer trash" motif has been a roaring success as it's easily expanded upon and consistently funny.
It's not hard to be humorous on the internet if you really try... if you are going to do something do it right. Don't half ass it.
I'm sure that desert education has provided you with all sorts of wit and humor. We are hoping you can do better... give it a try!
Elevation
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EMBFA's 5 step internet comedy class
Step 1. Read all my posts for side splitting material, everyone thinks I'm the funniest/wittiest most intelligent person. (hint, be like me)
Step 2. Find a theme and just beat the crap out of it, the "we" crowd just love it.
Step 3. If you're not funny the first post keep posting "ad nauseam" to beat them into giggles.
Step 4. Get cute photos to back up your comedy and change avatar every 35 days to be "fresh"
And the step 5. Spend your life on this website and become a joke yourself, people will surely laugh.
aredeeyou22
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..... look out, he'll get ya now, Elevation! Scared?
beachboy
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AstroLounge
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TOUCHE'! That "Acquiring Argument" gets REAL OLD, is NOT The Fact and is one of the primary reasons that many Eastie's Bash Tempe for EVERYTHING. One VERY FACTUAL Tidbit is the CURRENT Management resides in the WEST and all the poor management decisions, operational snafus and p*ss poor customer intiatives originate in the WEST. And as far as EMBFA is concerned..........she knows a HELLUVA lot more about THIS INDUSTRY than some of you even know your OWN JOB. (But I know.........The Truth hurts!)
whatkindoffreshhell
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Returning to the thread topic....
USAir has re-worked and re-announced the same Airbus order for a decade now.
When was the last time you took delivery of factory-fresh planes? During the Wolf era?
US will never use these planes but perhaps the delivery options can be sold at a profit.
That fat lady is on the horizon...
USAir has re-worked and re-announced the same Airbus order for a decade now.
When was the last time you took delivery of factory-fresh planes? During the Wolf era?
US will never use these planes but perhaps the delivery options can be sold at a profit.
That fat lady is on the horizon...
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