"Why does EVERYTHING favor East?"

[ringmaruf]

Let's not forget no pets in the hold, no oxygen, no hazmats, no unaccompanied minors with conx, no refunding your ticket within 24 hours, the ads on the tray tables, and the whole glassware debacle.

 

[PHLfa88]

If everything favored the East:

* HP side would be profitable

* HP side would have plastic cups and not glassware

* We would have real creamer

* Customer Relations would return our calls

* The FA's wouldn't have to walk around talking to themselves

* We'd be able to hang our coats up in a closet in FC

* They wouldn't have started serving the crappy wine that they do

* The website would work

* going overwing as the A wouldn't get you in trouble

* We'd still have rollover

* Award ticket seats would actually be available for booking

* There would be no wonder woman pose

* It would be DOH and no YOH combined with check-in time

* FC cabin size wouldn't be reduced

* they wouldn't have used HP's half-arsed version of shares

* the passengers wouldn't all need need wheelchairs to get off the plane after being crammed into a Y section that is the worst in the industry

* Class would have been maintained instead of converting the airline into a flying trailer park

OOOH...OOOH... What About The SH###Y Beverage Cart Pack Outs???!!! :down: :down: :down: Who's Lame Brain Idea Was That?

 

[USCREW]

The one inch rule, remember that one? It lasted about a second.

 

[ChrisUS]

On the other hand, to the West credit....
Buddy passes would expire on 12/31 if you hadn't started travel and then if you had, expire 1/31. They would also be ID 90's and really only good for last minute travel. Planning in advance, you could get space positive for not much more.
Non rev attire would be jeans and sneakers at best.
You'd be wearing a tie at work all the time.
There would be no SA1P.
Ok, that's just a few off the top of my head. Anyone feel free to jump in.

 

[2BorNot2B]

Someone should take this case to Judge Judy, even that witch would have fun shooting down Sandcastle.

Hey .... be nice!! She tells it like it is and puts the folks in front of her in their place, and teaches them Life Lessons at the same time!! Witch?? ..... not!

2B

 

[BuffaloJoe]

Hey .... be nice!! She tells it like it is and puts the folks in front of her in their place, and teaches them Life Lessons at the same time!! Witch?? ..... not!

2B

I was being nice and I agree with you. I just get a kick out of all those judge shows, the losers that get on them. 99% of them are ridiculous and need a serious reality check.

:jerry: :jerry: :jerry: :jerry: :jerry:

 

[2BorNot2B]

I just get a kick out of all those judge shows, the losers that get on them. 99% of them are ridiculous and need a serious reality check.

2B

 

[delldude]

The sun rises in the East....and shines on Wall Street first.

 

[LD3]

Dog, you are one sick Mo Fo! 😛 😀

If everything favored the East: We'd avoid mergers with any company south of the Mason-Dixon line.

Later,
Eye

Yeh, but you got a low cost hub out of one in CLT...

 

[USAW Techno]

i invite (see: encourage) you to complete this statement:

if everything favored the east...
/quote]


B) We would go into bankruptcy again...

 

[BuffaloJoe]

i invite (see: encourage) you to complete this statement:

if everything favored the east...
/quote]
B) We would go into bankruptcy again...

A) we wouldn't need wheelchairs after the new reconfig flights
b ) Have a closet to hang my coat up
c) have a WEB site that is functional
d) have a "True" First Class product
e) International spreads further than Mexico
f) Wouldn't have to cancel flights due to no de-icing equipment
g) have planes capable of making Hawaii.
h) know how to pay it employees

 

[US1YFARE]

g) have planes capable of making Hawaii.

Excuse me Ma'am, which flight were you on?

Oh, we were on the Hawaii flight.

Oh, that's great, how was Hawaii?

I dunno, we never made it there, we had to turn around after a couple hours.

 

[DesertFA66]

YES because the "Old US" generated the profit in 2007. HP as a standalone LOST money in '06. You could look it up.

East would never had made money without current management and traffic from West....get real "travelpro" and "Piney"

 

[PHLfa88]

East would never had made money without current management and traffic from West....get real "travelpro" and "Piney"

And The West Would Not Be Getting ANY Profit Sharing If It Were Not For Us On The East!! Tit For Tat!! 😛 😛

 

[US1YFARE]

East would never had made money without current management and traffic from West....get real "travelpro" and "Piney"

OH geez, that's funny. They made money despite current management and low fare traffic from the West...oh, I can't stop laughing...that was funny...times are so good, that despite your disfunctional company's attitude that they made money...please don't make me laugh anymore...my side hurts

and TP72 is real because she is keeping it real...

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