Hey Clax,
Try Niciprazole
Side effects include:
Denial, nausea, paranoia, vomiting, 17 year itch, water weight gain, injunctions, lower back pain, receding hairline, eczema, seporiasoriasis, Nic avoidance, itching, chafing clothing, liver spots, blood clots, ringworm, seniority list anxiety, excessive body odor, uneven tire wear, pyorrhea, gonorrhea, diarrhea, halitosis, scoliosis, loss of bladder control, hammertoe, the shanks, low sperm count, warped floors, downgrades, cluttered drawers, hunchback, heart attack, low resale value on your home... feline leukemia, athlete's foot, head lice, clubfoot, MS, MD, VD, fleas, stagnation, sleeplessness, drowsiness, aborted takeoffs, poor gas mileage, call sign anxiety, tooth decay, parvo, warts, unibrow, lazy eye, fruit flies, excessive whining, chest pains, clogged drains, hemorrhoids, dry heaving, sexual dysfunction and hard landings.
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