"But, But!...The Nic is it!....I'm an heroic Spartan!"/etc, ad naseum. :0"
Not entirely fair in your case, I'll admit. The following should naturally be attatched: "Graduate" of a garbage-barge level law "school". Flunked multiple polygraphs...BUT...umm...speaking of garbage-barge, was oddly hired as even an only supposed "Pilot" at the bottom dregs of the even just the commercial aviation world....OH! And is, to this day, nothing more than a hopeless blowhard and utter COWARD that fully knows just how much of a complete arse "he" would prove himself in even a generously rigged flying wager.
Umm..not all of us totally failed government service...and only the most pathetic of us would've ever been so pitifully desperate as to ever seek employment with the cess pool of AWA....Just sayin' son.
I'll have to assume that it wasn't just your hopeless inability to actually tell the truth in polygraph exams, but, well, just possbily at least a few other elements that "might" have prevented you from ever accomplishing your stated "Dreams".
My wager's been open for over eight years now. At no point have I ever been "lying" about any aspect of it...It's in no way, shape or form my fault that "you'se' bunch are nothing more than Fantasyland-only "spartans" and utterly hopeless little wimps.....
"Res judicata" and your sorry sort?....As we celebrate our very Nation's birth....umm....what is the properly heroic Decoration for: "I can't even pass a polygraph!"....or at least; "Even for years while actual American Soldiers have been fighting and dying for us all...I somehow fantasize myself a mighty 'spartan', or even 'battle'-tested-'knight'? Has it NEVER even possbily occurred to "you'se" PHX twits that it's far, FAR past time to at least TRY to GROW UP?