Thanks for bringing us up to speed on your treatment. I can foresee your biting wit relating this trying time on your blog eventually. Speedy recovery to you SNN
I really am not feeling warm fuzzies here is why. I got this letter and here is how it went. loosey interpreted.
Dear
International Shannon
Unfortunately, your benefits, specifically your
out of pocket max was
miscommunicated and/or
out of date We apologize sincerely for the error., Please remit
2 million billion dollars to your provider,
JAIL and/or
ISOLATION ALLEY, to continue your treatment plan.
Additionally, you have been placed on an alternate program to better suit your individual needs due to failing to meet certain medical requirements communicated to us from your provider.
( insert f'd up list of basically everything right before you DIE updated 1/28/09)
Should the medical necessity to continue hospitalization arise, we will be happy to review your file and help you on your path to healthy living.
Please don't hesitate to contact us because at Wendy's Health Care, WE CARE about your as an individual and strive to preserve the most precious gift of all, life.
Signed,
[
b]Brenda Blowhard
Case Manager[/b]
1-800-FBOMB
O mygosh..... this f'd up little game of "just the tip" that this insurance is playing is not amusing. And do I even need to point out that even though they care about me as an individual, this is obviously a FORM LETTER ? They dont even take out the bolds. Of course, I changed things and didn't copy the letter word for word, but seriously.
That is all I have to say today. I am still not answering my phone because I really dont think anyone deserves the string of frustration I am feeling right now, however, if it continues, I'll have another clot and get sent back anyway, so that they can save my life, send me to a surgery and then call in the middle of my heart being ripped open and then declining to close the wound because my effing insurance just cut out. Seriously, with odds like that, I dont even need to be high to get a giggle out of the absurdity of this.
It's a jacked up game of Simon Says and Simon is wasted and there is more than one Simon and they all say something different and they all have short term memory.
I know life could be worse, I know there are people worse off. I am so sad for the lack of miracle yesterday's passengers didn't get... so I know I shouldnt complain. I am so sorry that happened.
I do wish Brenda Blowhard and Larry Denysalot of PSYCHEYoureNotCoveredville would just be honest and rally for the company motto at Wendy's Insurance to be "What? We're all gonna die anyway so just get it over with. PS Bend over."
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!
That is all.
Love you all the way to the moon and back even though I am bitter and antisocial.