What I learned not to do last night:
Never, ever never *ever* answer a phone in the breakroom near the bun attendants and drivers breakroom. They are for outbound calls and decoration only. Even if it is so loud your head hurts.
If you forget and answer it, never *ever* confirm a bun truck attendant or driver is present, specifically if they are asked for by name. In the event you forget before grabbing obnoxious jangling speaking device and confirming your presence, you must immediately deploy "mindless newhire frycook" tactic and do not compromise the positioning of "they who wish not be located"
(Learned this one years ago)
Similarly, if you are at the truck dock and that phone rings and someone wants to speak to the driver exactly when they disembark, do not ever just hand them the phone.if they do not make eye contact, and/or bolt off as if it were a marathon, or if they do the "no" sign by dragging their finger across their throat it means you deploy the tactic described above.
If you find yourself panicking, leave the phone there after telling bun truck scheduling to hold and don't come back. When they call back, you won't have to lie, the bun truck driver will really be long gone.
Unless you want to be a tool.
Or just have them look at you all dodgy and then explain how effing long they've been up and now 8 more hours thanks a lot. And watch them stomp away. You're not imagining it. They really loathe you.
Jùst say no to phones.
