And luckily, I am not one of them. I for one, have never embarrassed myself or the company I represent. You need to get that can koozie that was put out years ago, possibly before your time, but it stated the true definition of a flight attendant. I could send you one. It's pretty funny. Kind of like that shirt that said, " flight attendants are here to save your ass, not kiss it". Matter of fact, you say, "If I wanted to be a cop, I would have been one", so if you wanted to be a baby sitter, bartender, psychologist, traffic cop, mediator, teller of tales, you would have been those to, I guess. But wait, that is what we do, so cop falls in there also.