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Where is the Glassware?

Yes but I can't tell you. I have one that I stuff with glassware from US and sell it in the airport. I just walked over to this older well to do looking couple and asked if they wanted to heighten their inflight experience in F/C with some REAL glassware. I swung my coat open and it was a shopping frenzy. Gotta make the dough.
 
I hope you weren't wearing your flatfronts! They would've gone into cardiac arrest.

Have any XOXO's in those pockets? How about some caramel corn? Come on, I'm good for it.
 
XOXO's are you kidding? I needed to stuff the kids stocking at home with SOMETHING. pssssssh as if. The carmel corn went a long time ago. Hmmm I think it went with the Black Opal Shiraz we had. Boy that was long ago. I'm gonna have to check the dusty old cellar for that. I think I'll start to sell linens next and real flatware. Free to keep after the flight to remember your legendary service.
 
Can I bring my own Tonic also? Last week catering put on 1 can of tonic for a evening transcon flight on a 321. I'd fill a rollerboard with goodies but they reconfigured the airplanes so that there is no room for carryon luggage. maybe I'll just fill my coat pockets since I can't hang it anymore....limes, glasses, tonic water, and you supply the vodka...all for $900 one-way!

Know where I can buy one of those coats with like 12 pockets?

Yeah, but those of us from Jersey are used to BYOB.

Maybe they were low on OJ on my morning JAX-PHL two weeks ago.... F/A brought me one can of juice and 4 Vodka minis. I had two of them to put in my ziploc baggie for the return through TSA.
 
Yeah, but those of us from Jersey are used to BYOB.

Maybe they were low on OJ on my morning JAX-PHL two weeks ago.... F/A brought me one can of juice and 4 Vodka minis. I had two of them to put in my ziploc baggie for the return through TSA.

My laptop bag can hold a few minis, too.

I've also done the BYO since US doesn't carry diet ginger ale. I can't drink regular ginger ale as it's made with corn syrup instead of sugar.
 
Fly with US....remember, we're BYOM (Bring Your Own Mixer)...at least on the East side they aren't stingy with the alcohol so you'll be too drunk to think about your coat and suit jacket being in a ball in the overhead....Excuse me, I have the Hickey Freeman...no, not that one, the other one, yes, that one, the one with black marks on it because it was rolled up under the F/A's rollerboard...I would have worn my Joseph Aboud, but the sleeve got ripped last week on my way to DEN when it got stuck on the emergency equipment in the overhead.
 
On the west side we get anything from old HP glassware, plain glasses (nothing on them) or USAirways branded glassware. On occasion they will throw a rack of United wine glasses our way out of JFK. East side has only just began to experience the rookie catering department here out West. Every since they let go our old catering manager many years ago it has all gone down hill! I can't remember her name she was a fabulous broad!! She had class and she would order us some damn good vino. Our product was something to be proud of back then. We would even have a yearly "charm school" to learn about new food. Now are the days of chaos. A few years ago we receied a check in message " catering is out of plastic cups. If your flight does not have plastic cups please utilize styros for all beverages." and then there was the token"please do not call or take a delay if you don't have plastic, the shipment should be in shortly". How does a major airline run out plastic cups?????? Like I said before welcome to our world.. The more I read on here the more I like my east coast fa's. you guys don't take any crap!
 
How does a major airline run out plastic cups??????

First, they weren't a major airline and are not used to being one, so that sort of would have explained a transition. This is no transition...they are indeed a Low Class Carrier.

Next, it is no surprise that someone with "class" would be replaced with someone who thinks grape juice and urine makes a good wine.

Many, many of your east counterparts are hardworking people who care about the state of the airline. Work with them and you may be able to turn the sandcastle on its head.

You have to fight for your right to PARTY.

You wake up late for work, man, you don't wanna go
You ask scheduling, "Please?", but she still says, "No!"
You missed recurrent and no homework
But your teacher preaches class like you're some kind of jerk
You gotta fight for your right to party

Dougie caught you sneaking cheescake and he said, "No way!"
That hypocrite takes millions a day
Man, working for Tempe is such a drag
Now your supervisor threw away your best People mag (Bust it!)

You gotta fight for your right to party

Don't step off the plane even if you're not being paid,
I'll kick you out of my airline if you don't drink the Kool Ade
Sherri busted in and said, "What's that noise?"
Aw, Sherri you're just jealous, it's the Eastie Bois!

You gotta fight for your right to party
You gotta fight for your right to party
 
Fly with US....remember, we're BYOM (Bring Your Own Mixer)...at least on the East side they aren't stingy with the alcohol so you'll be too drunk to think about your coat and suit jacket being in a ball in the overhead....Excuse me, I have the Hickey Freeman...no, not that one, the other one, yes, that one, the one with black marks on it because it was rolled up under the F/A's rollerboard...I would have worn my Joseph Aboud, but the sleeve got ripped last week on my way to DEN when it got stuck on the emergency equipment in the overhead.


SERIOUSLY ...LOL YOUR TOO FUNNY!!!! When It's really bad, I'd like to roll that nice hugo boss or tacky prada suit jacket up and smash it under my dirty tote bag especially when they come on talking about delta and do that east coast finger-jacket handover...and then that tote bag's been sitting in the p*ss on the lav floor near the back of the galley on the 7 dirty 7.... and i mean crusty 73 not 75 where the back jumpseat is practically a 3rd lav. MMMMMmmmm Mr. Chairman here is your jacket... sorry about the yellow stains... here's a crusty AWA cleaning voucher...hope it get's it out!
 
When It's really bad, I'd like to roll that nice hugo boss or tacky prada suit jacket up and smash it under my dirty tote bag especially when they come on talking about delta and do that east coast finger-jacket handover


Who needs a blanket? Oh, silly me, these are the coats from FC...ooops
 
What happened to all of the glass ware that US had before it got rid of it. Wasn't it stored some where? I mean they had much more aircraft at one point to stock these flights with. Where did all the glasses go??
 

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