Well, apparently no "spartan" in any case, or I'd think at least one of "you'se" would accept a simple flying wager, and thanks for the always dependable laughs kid. 😉
While you're clearly having yet another Oprah/Dr Phil/Fantasyland moment though: Get back to us all about "angry and boastful drunk(s)" when you can at least even try to explain away fantasies of insecticides, leaving "sparta's" victims to writhe "in agony" and of course equally "healthy" notions of dropping large signs on other people. You've long-since proved yourself a very troubled individual, so it might be best to quit while you can still even imagine yourself as being at all credible..."imagine yourself" clearly being a key element of "spartan" ..umm...."life". The truth kid, is that you might well benefit from some needed therapy.
cactusboy53: "You know what I do with hornets in MO? I spray that insecticide until every single one of them is squirming on the ground in agony. You in agony yet, Scotty?"
cactuspilot1: "Eastus, I understand that the US Airways sign is being removed from the building in Tempe today. Why don't you stand below it so they can drop it on your head."
I think it best to leave to the reading community any/all reasonable conclusions as to the always-cheerfully evidenced spiritual and mental "health" of you fine folks.