An oldie, but a goodie:
[SIZE=12pt]THE COURT: The record will show the presence of the jury, counsel. Will the foreperson please tell us whether the jury has unanimously reached a verdict.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]JURY FOREPERSON: We have, Your Honor.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]THE COURT: And will you please hand it to the clerk. All right. And will the clerk please read and record the verdict?[/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]THE COURTROOM DEPUTY: Omitting the caption, we the jury, duly empaneled and sworn in the above-entitled matter, find as follows: On the plaintiff class's claim for breach of duty of fair representation against defendant USAPA, in favor of plaintiffs.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]Don Addington, et al.,Plaintiffs, vs. US Airline Pilots Association, et al., Defendants.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]Jury Trial, Day 11 – VERDICT[/SIZE]
I recall that decision only taking about 90 minutes for the jury. Truth is a funny thing.