"I'm still a bit unclear about how wearing a "liberty" tie, proudly "designed by the Army of Leonidas" for the sole purpose of funding some corporate seniority squabble magically makes anyone a supposed "patriot". It might help if some mighty "spartan soldier" would kindly take the time to explain that to us all....?"
Before you get all too much "macho" and excessively puffed up little "spartan" child; please DO tell us all more about your personal Service to our Nation, "liberty" tie "patriot", or at least mighty elk hunting experiences...especially the part about the elks ever shooting back? 😉 "You'd probably like that, wouldn't you?" I'd guess at least a fifty-fifty chance "you'se" would wet your pants
The very fact that you feel some strange Fantasyland need to call upon your "big brother" local sherrif to suit your childish idiocy/"fight" your "battles" for you speaks volumes about you that you never intended.