cactusboy53
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Local FBI Office Answering Machine: "You have reached the FBI. If you are calling about an active case, please leave your name & number. We will call you as soon as possible."
Mike Cleary: "Yes. This is PRESIDENT MICHAEL CLEARY of the US Airline Pilots Association in Charlotte, NC. I have left numerous messages on this recorder regarding the ID theft I had mentioned before. I know your agents are busy, but this is a VERY IMPORTANT case and I demand results! If you don't respond soon, I will have to authorize a full page ad in the US Today newspaper regarding your lack of action. I may also authorize a lawsuit of some sort as well. I demand that you return my phone calls immediately. Hello? Is there anyone there? Hello??!!??"
Scene @ the local FBI office: Agents mimicking "PRESIDENT MICHAEL CLEARY" while listening to his little tirade. Hoots & guffaws of laughter, tears streaming down the agents cheeks. One agent excuses himself to run to the bathroom before he pees his pants....
Mike Cleary: "Yes. This is PRESIDENT MICHAEL CLEARY of the US Airline Pilots Association in Charlotte, NC. I have left numerous messages on this recorder regarding the ID theft I had mentioned before. I know your agents are busy, but this is a VERY IMPORTANT case and I demand results! If you don't respond soon, I will have to authorize a full page ad in the US Today newspaper regarding your lack of action. I may also authorize a lawsuit of some sort as well. I demand that you return my phone calls immediately. Hello? Is there anyone there? Hello??!!??"
Scene @ the local FBI office: Agents mimicking "PRESIDENT MICHAEL CLEARY" while listening to his little tirade. Hoots & guffaws of laughter, tears streaming down the agents cheeks. One agent excuses himself to run to the bathroom before he pees his pants....