Not the least bit "fake". Wagered funds to be held by a mutually agreeable company, and the terms to be decided as you wish. I'll even give you best "3 out of five" if your sad little ego can manage that much abuse....So?
Of course such as yourself, being but a "soldier" in some purely Fantasyland ..."army", might well assume the rest of the world's people to be equally "fake", but that's not really the case.
So what's your June schedule allow for kid? Don't be the least bit bashful, given that you're an AWAsome "spartan" and "pilot", after all....? Imagine the "glory" you could gain by soundly defeating an aged, evil eastie aloft for all the world to see?
By your own words: "I called you out on your stupid challenge" That was an obvious lie, of course, but what's magically changed in the meanwhile?