"Surprisingly" enough; the APA's proposal in no way embraces the nic, but instead serves to oppose it, but no worries I suppose, since "righteousness" must needs prevail. The following scene came to me entirely univited, but still good for comical relief. Confusion at their previously presumed BFF APA's actions runs through mighty "Sparta"...but lo!, a hero arises! Their very own Davey marches out to face the APA's Goliath just in time! He looks around for so much as sharp pebble to fill his sling, but finds nothing more than frustration and a copy of the nic to wad up and feebly fire instead. Tragcially; despite the tribe's vast oceans of "Integrity", their noble sufferings and sacriices...Goliath fails to be at all impressed, much less felled, and thus begins the airline world's all time most convoluted mud wrestling championships.
Gee!..Turns out the APA wasn't secretly building monuments in every base to "spartan"...umm..."valor" after all, and instead just wants to staple everyone else below them!....Golly!...Who could have EVER seen that coming? 😉
P.S. For the "minus voters"...at least be fair here!....After all; I didn't entirely discount the incredibly unlikely possiblility that your annointed champion might, assuming extreme good fortune and an almost magically perfect gust of wind, inflict at least a tiny paper cut on Goliath with the mighty nic, so don't get all angry and despairing right off the bat here kids. 🙂