She certainly had a good handful of flight attendants waiting for her in PHL this morning. Most didn't know who she was. Think of Santa's wife when you think of her. Totes a crap load of bags, she's chunky, bad hair always frayed and falling out of her bun. I'd try to narrow it down more I know, I know but....
That's like, every US F/A except us and maybe 20 others....
Those hags and their bags... they come on with two rollaboards and a large duffel I could sleep in.
EMBFA: What's with all the bags?
BAG LADY F/A: I'm international!
E: You mean you're doing an international trip.
B: Oh, yes, I'm an international F/A...
E: ...and a domestic one... so why all the bags? If you're doing an international trip, then you only have one layover? As opposed to up to four on a domestic trip? So why all the bags? Are you one of our nation's homeless?
B: I'm a commuter...
E: Just like 85% of the base. Why all the bags?
B: I bring back wine and cheese. I also have tons of hand cream.
E: A rollaboard full? That's a lot of cheese. Have you ever heard of World Market? Or even Trader Joe's? You can get a lot of the same stuff there.
B: Bother way, do you have anywhere I can stow my golf club sized bag?
E: Why, yes, I can think of a couple places...