Well then... sounds like you got it all figured out luv!

Your problem is that no one believes your fairytales. I couldn't care less either way. But hey, if that makes you sleep better at night then you can live whatever fantasy turns you on. That's what's so funny! You spend sooooo much time getting torqued up about me, trying sooooooo hard to figure me out, it only motivates me to stick around and watch you come apart at the seams.

I'm so flattered to be that important to you!
Besides, I'd rather be weird than stupid. But maybe in your case it's both.
😛