I've gotta admit Nossumclax - you've finally chosen an appropriate screen name...
Claxon: alternative spelling for klaxon; a device designed to do nothing but emit loud bursts of noise.
Jim
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Noun 1. klaxon - a kind of loud horn formerly used on motor vehicles
claxon
horn - an alarm device that makes a loud warning sound
Boeing Boy- an annoying device that dispenses western hot air at regular intervals...........warnings, a service of claxon.